so this week we've had a heat wave in JHB
its been no less than 35 - 36 degree's everyday and just my luck my aircon dies on monday
i sit in like a 3 x 3m office and if i open my windows they open onto rivonia road and it sounds like im standing on a run way at OR Tambo... so thats a no go... i live for my aircon...
anyway i phone the people who own the building and tell them to send someone immediately
Tuesday...
Midday
Terrence arrives.... holy jesus the temp just rose to 40 - 45 degrees...
im blushing im sure by now im beyond red and a lighter shade of purple
hes so hot and hes bending in front of me and hes wearing calvin klein underwear... oh my.....
i decide to go for a smoke because i cant cope in the small space and he's trying to make small talk while his poor dude is fixing the aircon...
i get back to the office and theyre still in there
he asks if i have any glue...
i pass him pritt? like pritt is gonna do anything?
our hands touch i freak im not bright purple and start giggling like a 2 year old
anyway he cant fix it so he has to come back.... dammit.... YES!
anyway he hasnt been back yet because he's waiting for parts, but he'll be back... so i need advice?
do i ask for his number or give him my business card in an attempt for us to have meaningless hot sex? lol
murphys law.... driving home today, rivonia road 5pm traffic....
guess whos driving next to me
our eyes meet and i kinda do this stupid girly wave and phone shari immediately....
sigh
ill keep you updated on my heat wave...
This weekend is Kings of Leon - i pretty much think theyre gay but i must admit i do like a few songs... and of course the brothers are HOT!!!!!!!
so heres to the next misadventures and wish me luck cause move over bitch im with the band is about to take place....
saturday here we come!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BRING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thursday, October 27, 2011
More about saturday...
so i dont think i explained saturday really well, maybe due to my state of mind, but guess whos back....
so saturday we go meet Kay - this rad assed tattoo dude with tattoos all over his neck and his face and i must admit sexy and agro in his own way... way cant wait to be screaming in pain next weekend on his bed...
anyways back to saturday...
so we decide to go for a drink and "a drink" is never a drink with us and we should know this... please see below and this was just one serving....
let it be known we were in the heart of kempton, next thing we see a convoy of bmw's driving through the parking lot pretending they were on the next slim set of the fast and furious.
dropping the clutch like it was hot and doing handbreak turns and drifting through the parking lot - sooooo hot right now.... sigh
next expecting some hotties to get out the car - yeah right - a bunch of Napoleon dynamites that looked they were someones bitch in prison jump out and flip their collared shirts.... oh baby!
i hope you can sense of immense sarcasm while im writing this....
anyway this just gets me going so i start talking as loud as possible about how hot dudes that spin cars are and oh baby baby... this of course gets some attention... stares... so i do my nod - how you doing - said like joey from friends...
LOOK UP
we carry on talking and singing and carrying on like only we can do which by the way ive been told intimidates everyone - guess what... get over it, its not always about you...
so to my right are two dudes that i keep looking at because we keep over hearing their conversation - csi mode on and i start taking photos of the scenery trying to zoom in on these dudes.
i can tell he's completely high, his jaw is tight and he's biting his lips and just doesnt shut up.
next thing he shouts - I HATE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!
so we shout TO INFINITY AND BEYOND and air punch...
next round of drinks, im already pretty over my limit seen as though i hadnt drank for over a month... yes thats an achievement
2 milktarts waiting - vodka, condensed milk and cream
half of it goes down......
IT WAS LIKE THAT VROT MILK our south african's like to drink
it was thick and sour and guess what it didnt go down
I PUKED!!!!!! infront of everyone....
i run into the parking lot and have puke now running down my chin and onto my clothes.... so hot right now....
i stand there for a while and compose myself... waiting for my sidekick who doesnt arrive - thanks
so after composing myself i return to the table to finish my drink, not the second milktart.... never ever again....
next the fucked dude says hey who are you with
so i say my cuz
so he says come over and have a drink with us....
never in my life would i ever ever ever do something like that but i thought hey what the fuck lets go....
so we went over and had some shooters with this dude
his friend leaves the table and wishes us luck
we talk for a while and laugh hes from south east london so has this heavy accent which we all know i love...
he asks us what our 3 fav things are in life...
we kinda have to think a little but he just shouts out
shnarfing, fucking and drinking
jesus where are we....
FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so saturday we go meet Kay - this rad assed tattoo dude with tattoos all over his neck and his face and i must admit sexy and agro in his own way... way cant wait to be screaming in pain next weekend on his bed...
anyways back to saturday...
so we decide to go for a drink and "a drink" is never a drink with us and we should know this... please see below and this was just one serving....
dropping the clutch like it was hot and doing handbreak turns and drifting through the parking lot - sooooo hot right now.... sigh
next expecting some hotties to get out the car - yeah right - a bunch of Napoleon dynamites that looked they were someones bitch in prison jump out and flip their collared shirts.... oh baby!
i hope you can sense of immense sarcasm while im writing this....
anyway this just gets me going so i start talking as loud as possible about how hot dudes that spin cars are and oh baby baby... this of course gets some attention... stares... so i do my nod - how you doing - said like joey from friends...
the drifter crew
so to my right are two dudes that i keep looking at because we keep over hearing their conversation - csi mode on and i start taking photos of the scenery trying to zoom in on these dudes.
i can tell he's completely high, his jaw is tight and he's biting his lips and just doesnt shut up.
next thing he shouts - I HATE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!
so we shout TO INFINITY AND BEYOND and air punch...
FAIL VOGUES ON FLOOR!
2 milktarts waiting - vodka, condensed milk and cream
half of it goes down......
IT WAS LIKE THAT VROT MILK our south african's like to drink
it was thick and sour and guess what it didnt go down
I PUKED!!!!!! infront of everyone....
i run into the parking lot and have puke now running down my chin and onto my clothes.... so hot right now....
i stand there for a while and compose myself... waiting for my sidekick who doesnt arrive - thanks
so after composing myself i return to the table to finish my drink, not the second milktart.... never ever again....
next the fucked dude says hey who are you with
so i say my cuz
so he says come over and have a drink with us....
never in my life would i ever ever ever do something like that but i thought hey what the fuck lets go....
so we went over and had some shooters with this dude
his friend leaves the table and wishes us luck
we talk for a while and laugh hes from south east london so has this heavy accent which we all know i love...
he asks us what our 3 fav things are in life...
we kinda have to think a little but he just shouts out
shnarfing, fucking and drinking
jesus where are we....
FAIL
Next cuz notices the dude is also wearing secret socks which was just too good to be true so of course i took full responsibility
Next this crazy fuck decides it would be a good idea to do a backflip on the jumping castle which just by the way is on the other side of the centre and is out side a family restaurant - he tells a child to get off so he can do this, obviously i followed him to take photos so everyone is staring at us like we're crazy but we're in kempton so do what they do right? wouldve been better if i had no shoes on and was wearing my pjs
so this dude keeps telling us to go home with him... yeah sure so i say add me on bbm and we'll chat and meet you for a drink.... so i add him, his name is Hightower? i mean really?
eventually its getting a little boring and he keeps calling us bitches and the c word cause hes english and its hot?
next he gets my cuz and says shes the most beautiful chick hes ever seen... and her greatest asset apart from her great tits said in such a british accent .... HER TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was done... it was time for me to go home and shower and puke myself to sleep
needless to say Mr Hightower deleted me the next day... embarrassed MUCH?
Till the next adventure bitches!!!!
My first fan mail!!!!!! yeah wooo!
This really made my day today, thank you my friend!
ive finally made it i have a real fan and i feel loved
xxx
Unimpressed.....
Hey you, how are you doing? Feeling any perkier this week?
So like i must say. I desperately needed a pick me up today and decided to read your blog. Where is the funny damnit?! I get that you aren't in a funny place, but what about us? Don't you have some kind of duty to your readers? Its cool and cute that you wrote about me (i think, lord knows how many Michelle's there are), much love, always. Please for all of us go out and have the craziest weekend yet and tell us all about it! Okay?
Just letting you know i'm thinking about you babe!
xxx
ive finally made it i have a real fan and i feel loved
xxx
Unimpressed.....
Hey you, how are you doing? Feeling any perkier this week?
So like i must say. I desperately needed a pick me up today and decided to read your blog. Where is the funny damnit?! I get that you aren't in a funny place, but what about us? Don't you have some kind of duty to your readers? Its cool and cute that you wrote about me (i think, lord knows how many Michelle's there are), much love, always. Please for all of us go out and have the craziest weekend yet and tell us all about it! Okay?
Just letting you know i'm thinking about you babe!
xxx
Sunday, October 23, 2011
without you
so after the amazing weekend with the love of my life
i hardly heard from him and when i did it was one word answers
along came tuesday... 18th october my dads birthday...
i want answers and i want them now
so i confront him and supposedly he ran because i show emotion?
i show emotion? because i kissed him?
he didnt stop me and he didnt stop after the kiss, he took my close off and well you all know what happens then.
he tells me he cant believe that im actually talking about this again when he has already told me twice that he cant do this and he is numb to all feels you know what makes me so angry, the fact that hes been one of my best friends for 14 years, we spoke on a daily basis, we saw each other, we had good times
but that stupid night at capellos when he told me he had feelings for me - he changed everything and he can just walk away and im left with this..
i told the love of my life it was the last time he would hear from me
facebook gone, skype gone...
anyway tuesday was the end of the michelle thats been around for the last few years.
i must be honest im missing facebook, the laughs, the stupid status updates, the photos, the news
but you know what i find so funny that only one person has been in touch since then and my so called friends have not even noticed that im not on facebook
i havent got one sms, one email etc etc except from Michelle and she has just popped back into my life
so i guess that shows me another thing
i had an eye opening session on wednesday i went to see a psychologist....
and she got me in the first 30 seconds and explained so much that i havent thought about
sorry for the really down post but i guess not being on facebook i have no where else to put my thoughts out there...
so this weekend
friday i was really tired and wanted to get a few movies and chill
my bad boy smsd me and said hi and asked what i was up to
he said he was having a strong drink after a kak day and asked me to join him
so i jumped in my car and did about 180 the whole way there
we chatted for a while, giggled, listened to music and then my phone rang i had to take the call so i sat a little forward on the couch and he started tickling my back and then all of a sudden kissed me on my neck
i said to the person on the phone i gotta go and giggled
he pulled me through to his room and basically just ripped my clothes off
it was amazing
it was intense
it lasted ages it was yummy
it was good
we chatted some more and i left sometime in the morning
saturday was supposed to be a chilled day but turned out to be pretty funny
went to meet my next tattoo artist
and then went for a drink
it was beyond funny with dudes doing wheelspins in the parking lot pretending they were the main manne
and when they got out they looked like they were someones bitch from prision
next thing we know we get invited to these dudes tables and spend like next few hours talking shit
getting drunk
watching him trying to do a backflip on a jumping castle
i will load the photos asap
i miss my friend
i miss his laugh
i miss the shit we could talk for hours
i miss the fun we had
i just miss him....
i hardly heard from him and when i did it was one word answers
along came tuesday... 18th october my dads birthday...
i want answers and i want them now
so i confront him and supposedly he ran because i show emotion?
i show emotion? because i kissed him?
he didnt stop me and he didnt stop after the kiss, he took my close off and well you all know what happens then.
he tells me he cant believe that im actually talking about this again when he has already told me twice that he cant do this and he is numb to all feels you know what makes me so angry, the fact that hes been one of my best friends for 14 years, we spoke on a daily basis, we saw each other, we had good times
but that stupid night at capellos when he told me he had feelings for me - he changed everything and he can just walk away and im left with this..
i told the love of my life it was the last time he would hear from me
facebook gone, skype gone...
anyway tuesday was the end of the michelle thats been around for the last few years.
i must be honest im missing facebook, the laughs, the stupid status updates, the photos, the news
but you know what i find so funny that only one person has been in touch since then and my so called friends have not even noticed that im not on facebook
i havent got one sms, one email etc etc except from Michelle and she has just popped back into my life
so i guess that shows me another thing
i had an eye opening session on wednesday i went to see a psychologist....
and she got me in the first 30 seconds and explained so much that i havent thought about
sorry for the really down post but i guess not being on facebook i have no where else to put my thoughts out there...
so this weekend
friday i was really tired and wanted to get a few movies and chill
my bad boy smsd me and said hi and asked what i was up to
he said he was having a strong drink after a kak day and asked me to join him
so i jumped in my car and did about 180 the whole way there
we chatted for a while, giggled, listened to music and then my phone rang i had to take the call so i sat a little forward on the couch and he started tickling my back and then all of a sudden kissed me on my neck
i said to the person on the phone i gotta go and giggled
he pulled me through to his room and basically just ripped my clothes off
it was amazing
it was intense
it lasted ages it was yummy
it was good
we chatted some more and i left sometime in the morning
saturday was supposed to be a chilled day but turned out to be pretty funny
went to meet my next tattoo artist
and then went for a drink
it was beyond funny with dudes doing wheelspins in the parking lot pretending they were the main manne
and when they got out they looked like they were someones bitch from prision
next thing we know we get invited to these dudes tables and spend like next few hours talking shit
getting drunk
watching him trying to do a backflip on a jumping castle
i will load the photos asap
i miss my friend
i miss his laugh
i miss the shit we could talk for hours
i miss the fun we had
i just miss him....
Monday, October 10, 2011
Step 1
Last weekend I thought I spent an amazing weekend with the "love of my life"
I thought it was the connection and time we needed and it felt like it.
We laughed, we sang, we played, we kissed, we made love, we laughed for more than 72 hours of pure joy and happiness.
Along came monday and I already knew that everything was back to how its been for him
that this is nothing serious
that he cant commit
that he isnt ready for this
and here i go again on a roller coaster of emotions of what i can do to fix this
what i can do to make him see that this is right
to make him believe me and to make him take the journey with me
but maybe im wrong
maybe im the stupid one - i mean he could have anyone he wanted
hes gorgeous
he has a personality to match
hes funny
basically hes just a dream guy
so why would he settle for me...
anyway after a week of wrecked emotions
i decided to do what the blog was intended for - my journey to become more like a man - stop putting emotions first, stop falling in love and basically make the word "love" disappear from my vocab.
In comes a very old ex - im talking 1998 - 13 years ago....
he was my bad boy, the type you see on movies, the one you can never get
well i had him but i let him go...
we've stayed in contact over the years and gone for a drink or two but nothing serious
we've always played this teasing game because hes my bad boy and im his baby blue eyes
when we used to kiss it felt like time stood still, we would sit in his car and kiss for hours
so lately we've been teasing each other over sms's etc that we need to hook up and see if those kisses are still so good
we also always tease each other by asking what each other is wearing etc etc
im sure you all know how it goes
so we've been planning this hook up for a while
so i woke up on sunday morning, tired of feeling sorry for myself and sent him and sms saying i was waiting and he didnt need to worry about what he was wearing cause he wouldnt be wearing it for long...
now for those of you who know me, know i would never ever say anything like that...
so get in my car determined to have meaningless sex and see what it felt like and see if i could just erase all emotion and all thoughts of the love of my life out of my head.
well what happened could have been in a movie
we laughed and laughed and chatted and chatted
he started tickling my arm and i knew it was now or never.....
I leaned over and kissed him
and we didnt stop kissing for an hour
but everytime i opened my eyes i kept seeing that it wasnt the love of my life infront of me....
but it was my objective to make this happen and see if it helped at all....
eventually he got up and pulled me to the bedroom.... *insert dramatic music here*
I cant say we had sex because it was far too romantic for that, it really was a scene from a movie
but again everytime i opened my eyes i kept thinking this isnt the right guy
is that what people feel like when they cheat?
but trust me it was amazing, no beyond amazing..... sigh.....
So what now?
I walked away achieving a goal, that I could have meaningless sex? well could i?
it didnt help me get over mr right
it made me feel guilty
so do i just try it again and see if it get any better?
needless to say today i have had a cheesy grin on my face allll day and keep giggling to myself
and just to make it worse im stiff as hell :)
anyone got the next victum theyd like to suggest?
I thought it was the connection and time we needed and it felt like it.
We laughed, we sang, we played, we kissed, we made love, we laughed for more than 72 hours of pure joy and happiness.
Along came monday and I already knew that everything was back to how its been for him
that this is nothing serious
that he cant commit
that he isnt ready for this
and here i go again on a roller coaster of emotions of what i can do to fix this
what i can do to make him see that this is right
to make him believe me and to make him take the journey with me
but maybe im wrong
maybe im the stupid one - i mean he could have anyone he wanted
hes gorgeous
he has a personality to match
hes funny
basically hes just a dream guy
so why would he settle for me...
anyway after a week of wrecked emotions
i decided to do what the blog was intended for - my journey to become more like a man - stop putting emotions first, stop falling in love and basically make the word "love" disappear from my vocab.
In comes a very old ex - im talking 1998 - 13 years ago....
he was my bad boy, the type you see on movies, the one you can never get
well i had him but i let him go...
we've stayed in contact over the years and gone for a drink or two but nothing serious
we've always played this teasing game because hes my bad boy and im his baby blue eyes
when we used to kiss it felt like time stood still, we would sit in his car and kiss for hours
so lately we've been teasing each other over sms's etc that we need to hook up and see if those kisses are still so good
we also always tease each other by asking what each other is wearing etc etc
im sure you all know how it goes
so we've been planning this hook up for a while
so i woke up on sunday morning, tired of feeling sorry for myself and sent him and sms saying i was waiting and he didnt need to worry about what he was wearing cause he wouldnt be wearing it for long...
now for those of you who know me, know i would never ever say anything like that...
so get in my car determined to have meaningless sex and see what it felt like and see if i could just erase all emotion and all thoughts of the love of my life out of my head.
well what happened could have been in a movie
we laughed and laughed and chatted and chatted
he started tickling my arm and i knew it was now or never.....
I leaned over and kissed him
and we didnt stop kissing for an hour
but everytime i opened my eyes i kept seeing that it wasnt the love of my life infront of me....
but it was my objective to make this happen and see if it helped at all....
eventually he got up and pulled me to the bedroom.... *insert dramatic music here*
I cant say we had sex because it was far too romantic for that, it really was a scene from a movie
but again everytime i opened my eyes i kept thinking this isnt the right guy
is that what people feel like when they cheat?
but trust me it was amazing, no beyond amazing..... sigh.....
So what now?
I walked away achieving a goal, that I could have meaningless sex? well could i?
it didnt help me get over mr right
it made me feel guilty
so do i just try it again and see if it get any better?
needless to say today i have had a cheesy grin on my face allll day and keep giggling to myself
and just to make it worse im stiff as hell :)
anyone got the next victum theyd like to suggest?
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Spring...
We all know what Spring means....
I woke up this morning opened my curtains, got back into bed and day dreamed a little...
I looked out my window onto this massive tree and these birds arrived and were chasing each other from branch to branch with this teasing dirty attitude...
I knew spring was here....
FML i thought... i wish i was a bird....
I woke up this morning opened my curtains, got back into bed and day dreamed a little...
I looked out my window onto this massive tree and these birds arrived and were chasing each other from branch to branch with this teasing dirty attitude...
I knew spring was here....
FML i thought... i wish i was a bird....
Monday night? ouch...
Mondays... the start of a week, it should be a quiet night infront of the tv or under a duvet to calm the nerves after the start of a week. Well not this week....
Monday night was Tyrones birthday celebration, celebration doesnt really describe the night though...
We went with Ty's mom and friends to watch a Clint and Co at the Barnyard... harmless enough right?
well no...
It started at Tys house with some Johnnie Walker.... as soon as we walk into the barnyard obviously its a double vodka for me and a heinie for Ty, 2 Ponchos, 2 jagers...
find our table take a seat.... finish drink in 1 min... bar... more drinks... more shooters....
this is kinda how the evening progressed until i was drunk...
Ty and I were playing around singing as loud as possible and playing airband like only we can do...
The lady at the next table proceeds to tell me to shut up... I proceed to tell her she shouldnt have her 4 year old children at a place that sells alcohol esp on a monday night and i give her one of my looks....
we carry on laughing and singing... surely thats what you do with a live band? you cheer them on? you sing? you enjoy yourself and give the band some love?
well this bitch again turns around and screams at me when Ty sands up and is about to kill her and her husband... so i grab him and i pull him towards the bar.... Sambuca.... mmmm so nice *puke*
anyway show ends we meet everyone on the balcony have a smoke etc....
Ty's mom tells me shes in love with Clint... oh no... a new member of the bad girls club and a groupie... how could i resist....
Next thing I see Clint walk past me...
I grab Ty's mom... pull her right infront of Clint, I grab Clint and I say to him, listen im normally after the band but tonight is Cherines night, heres your greatest fan...
She gets a hug and a kiss and they chat, i get a kick up my ass and a huge hug from her because she saids shes double my age and cant act like that in public, i explain that she shouldnt be around me then... haha
Clint walks back inside and we follow... I grab my trust perm marker out my bag and tell Clint he has to sign Cherines boob! haha
After all that excitement I get in the car with Ty and we're going back to his place, music is so loud and im doing my usual pretend im in a club dance in chair move when we drive past a circus....
Ty pulls over and gets out and runs and im like ummmm hello? whats happening here? so i proceed to run after him until i get to a fence, Ty jumps right over the fence, I try my best but the fence came second best....
Ty See's 2 dudes getting into their trailor and he chases them... theyre 2 chinese dudes who speak no english but we proceed to have a full blown convo with them. my first question is do you have an elephant? no no elephant. damn no elephant riding tonight then. then the dude pipes out lion... then the other dude gets up and he looks high so we ask him what he does... accrobat... so i say look here i acrobat and proceed to walk on my tip toes in the straightest line possible... giggle...
i get back to the trailer and say Saki?
anyway they eventually got tired of us drunkeds and closed the door.... the circus was ours....
we found horses, donkeys, poneys and camels... Ty bonded with the camel....
Then we saw a sign... DO NOT CROSS.... giggle
we find the lions!!!!!!!!! we stand with the lions and tickle them and Ty lets them suck on his fingers for like an hour when we see car lights and think we're going to get arrested so we duck and roll... needless to say it was just a car driving past....
eventually after driving around like a mad person we land up at his house playing guitar, listening to music and doing some justice to the johnnie walker....
The night ended with a few passionate kisses - sigh
I crawled into my house at 4am and my alarm goes off at 5.... FML
Bad girl?
Monday night was Tyrones birthday celebration, celebration doesnt really describe the night though...
We went with Ty's mom and friends to watch a Clint and Co at the Barnyard... harmless enough right?
well no...
It started at Tys house with some Johnnie Walker.... as soon as we walk into the barnyard obviously its a double vodka for me and a heinie for Ty, 2 Ponchos, 2 jagers...
find our table take a seat.... finish drink in 1 min... bar... more drinks... more shooters....
this is kinda how the evening progressed until i was drunk...
Ty and I were playing around singing as loud as possible and playing airband like only we can do...
The lady at the next table proceeds to tell me to shut up... I proceed to tell her she shouldnt have her 4 year old children at a place that sells alcohol esp on a monday night and i give her one of my looks....
we carry on laughing and singing... surely thats what you do with a live band? you cheer them on? you sing? you enjoy yourself and give the band some love?
well this bitch again turns around and screams at me when Ty sands up and is about to kill her and her husband... so i grab him and i pull him towards the bar.... Sambuca.... mmmm so nice *puke*
anyway show ends we meet everyone on the balcony have a smoke etc....
Ty's mom tells me shes in love with Clint... oh no... a new member of the bad girls club and a groupie... how could i resist....
Next thing I see Clint walk past me...
I grab Ty's mom... pull her right infront of Clint, I grab Clint and I say to him, listen im normally after the band but tonight is Cherines night, heres your greatest fan...
She gets a hug and a kiss and they chat, i get a kick up my ass and a huge hug from her because she saids shes double my age and cant act like that in public, i explain that she shouldnt be around me then... haha
Clint walks back inside and we follow... I grab my trust perm marker out my bag and tell Clint he has to sign Cherines boob! haha
After all that excitement I get in the car with Ty and we're going back to his place, music is so loud and im doing my usual pretend im in a club dance in chair move when we drive past a circus....
Ty pulls over and gets out and runs and im like ummmm hello? whats happening here? so i proceed to run after him until i get to a fence, Ty jumps right over the fence, I try my best but the fence came second best....
Ty See's 2 dudes getting into their trailor and he chases them... theyre 2 chinese dudes who speak no english but we proceed to have a full blown convo with them. my first question is do you have an elephant? no no elephant. damn no elephant riding tonight then. then the dude pipes out lion... then the other dude gets up and he looks high so we ask him what he does... accrobat... so i say look here i acrobat and proceed to walk on my tip toes in the straightest line possible... giggle...
i get back to the trailer and say Saki?
anyway they eventually got tired of us drunkeds and closed the door.... the circus was ours....
we found horses, donkeys, poneys and camels... Ty bonded with the camel....
Then we saw a sign... DO NOT CROSS.... giggle
we find the lions!!!!!!!!! we stand with the lions and tickle them and Ty lets them suck on his fingers for like an hour when we see car lights and think we're going to get arrested so we duck and roll... needless to say it was just a car driving past....
eventually after driving around like a mad person we land up at his house playing guitar, listening to music and doing some justice to the johnnie walker....
The night ended with a few passionate kisses - sigh
I crawled into my house at 4am and my alarm goes off at 5.... FML
Bad girl?
Monday, August 15, 2011
Shameless
Where do I begin.....
So Saturday = Graeme Watkins Project at Tanz Cafe - A Game on....
Saturday morning, wake up, go visit dad...
Dad thinks I’m an alcoholic already so when ever I go there I get fed copious amounts of alcohol….
He makes everyone this passionfruit smoothies…. I didn’t get one…. Next minute I walk into the kitchen the blender is going, passionfruit pulp, passionfruit juice, ice…. Tequila, vodka and peach shanpps…. Blend…. There Shell theres yours…. Thanks dad I’ll take the whole blender…. This was all before 12 mid day.
I get home waiting for Shari to fetch me… I have a few of those crème soda Bacardi things… mmmmm
Shari arrives at 7pm, get into car, open another crème soda Bacardi…
Arrive at Tanz meet Kesh and Jase…
Arrive at bar, vodka lime and soda and some chocolate vodka….
So the mission for the evening was pretty set in stone…. Find man… preferably man who plays musical instrument in band.
I wanted to take my drumsticks and use the pick up line... sign my drumsticks baby, but i thought i might get arrested for assult with a deadly weapon...
So Saturday = Graeme Watkins Project at Tanz Cafe - A Game on....
Saturday morning, wake up, go visit dad...
Dad thinks I’m an alcoholic already so when ever I go there I get fed copious amounts of alcohol….
He makes everyone this passionfruit smoothies…. I didn’t get one…. Next minute I walk into the kitchen the blender is going, passionfruit pulp, passionfruit juice, ice…. Tequila, vodka and peach shanpps…. Blend…. There Shell theres yours…. Thanks dad I’ll take the whole blender…. This was all before 12 mid day.
I get home waiting for Shari to fetch me… I have a few of those crème soda Bacardi things… mmmmm
Shari arrives at 7pm, get into car, open another crème soda Bacardi…
Arrive at Tanz meet Kesh and Jase…
Arrive at bar, vodka lime and soda and some chocolate vodka….
So the mission for the evening was pretty set in stone…. Find man… preferably man who plays musical instrument in band.
I wanted to take my drumsticks and use the pick up line... sign my drumsticks baby, but i thought i might get arrested for assult with a deadly weapon...
Time goes on jamming to Lonehill Estate, Shari summons me to the bar…
Orders 5 or 6 shooters and more vodka lime and soda.
Waiting for order.
“Shari! Graeme Watkins is next to us, get your camera, take a photo of him and me please” “No its not him” “I know its him I’m obsessed” “no” “yes” “no” “yes”
Graeme walks away… sigh….
Back to jamming to Lonehill Estate, fall over a few times, scream woohooo a few times….
Lonehill Estate starts getting off stage… we grab them, make them take photos of us, Nathan politely says, next time come say hi before I’m on stage I’m all hot and sweaty… I proceed to tell the guy I like it hot and sweaty! WTF?!?!?!
Jase and Shari decide to go smoke…..
Kesh and I standing basically on top of the stage when the bass player from Graeme Watkins – Rudo walks on stage. IM IN LOVE!
So he’s setting up, I’m giggling in that high pitch tone that only I know how to do… he looks over and I give this pathetic little wave and with a squeaky voice I say hi…
Next Graeme walks over and I grab him, tell him he inspires me and one of his songs changed my life. He gives me a hug and signs my cd and takes some pics… swoon… but in the back of my head I’m thinking about that hot bassist in skinny jeans and hot sneakers….. hmmmmmm
Anyway we rock off and I mean rock off for like 2 hours to their set and by the time they finish we’re sweating like pigs and Shari screams to Rudo come here now!
Poor dude runs to the band area so guess what we follow….
So we harass these poor dudes, comments – youre so hot…
Photos, photos, more photos.
They start playing music and Graeme freaking does a skippy dance for us that had us in stitches…
They’ve all autographed my cd by now and then I had drawn tick boxes and give the option of going home with me or coming with me to truth, so I give this to Rudo who was so shy by then he just giggled and signed it.
By this time we’re drunk and disorderly… make our way downstairs, my toes are damaged, I take my shoes off and stand in the middle of the shopping centre, drunk, no shoes on, still drooling.
Shari cant find her handbag, empties her whole handbag onto the floor tampons and all go flying, the keys were in her pocket, we then fly over a pavement it looked like a scene from herbie remember the talking beetle car?
Crack open another bottle of alcohol and start our mission to truth.
Tunes are busting, hands in the air till we come around the corner and get pulled over by cops… my life flashes before my eyes.. shari passes me her bottle
I try hide the bottles between my ankles and the thing that moves your chair forward and the other one with my toe….. the five minutes feels like hours – now im completely sober.
Thank god they check Shari’s licence and let us go.
We carry on drinking, busting the tunes, hands in air.
We arrive at truth, randoms start taking photos of us.
We bust it on the dancefloor
Shari looses her name
I have some dude holding my chest on the dancefloor?
Needless to say it was crazy!
Here is the story told by those who were there
And heres to the next misadventure of me and my love affair with Rudo…
Sharis Wall
Stairway to heaven..nah, why walk all those stairs...rather taking the HIGHWAY TO HELL ! Thanks to all my friends that made it a CrAzY week'nd! Still thinking of you's and looking forward to the next highway to hell thru roadblocks and alcohol between our feet...
Highway to hell music video with Bon Scott just 10days before he died on February 19th 1980. one of my most favorite songs of all time. This music video was ...
Michelle Roberts Lol shhhhh that's our secret! Close call saw my life flash before my eyes xxx
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Jason Daniels lol, your secret...i was in the following vechicle with all fully dressed, under-the-limit individuals that understood we were in a vechicle and not a night club...
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Jason Daniels Next time that happens, try to have Charlie Sheen's life flash before your eyes...more fun...k, who am i kidding...it might be flashier..but your's is as exciting :)
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Michelle Roberts Lol yes you guys were sooooo innocent.
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Jason Daniels Other than following 2 shameless and drunken women around JHB...yeah:)
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Jason Daniels LOL, i'm not complaining...wish every week'nd was spent following 2 drunk and shameless women around JHB having mad fun!
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Jason Daniels *caramel vodka* cheers!
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Michelle Roberts Puke no more caramel vodka well no more mixed with tequila patron jager and something else
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Jason Daniels bawahhaha....misadventures ? thought u said the only rule is that there is no rules?
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Michelle Roberts True dat, here's to next weekend
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Jason Daniels U had 4 ppl, 1 bareboot, surrounding an empty bag with tampon's laying around in the middle of a parking lot after a jammed packed rock show...doesn't that just scream "NO RULES" ?
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Jason Daniels sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.... :) IN LIKE SIN :)
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Jason Daniels and u almost got knocked twice, standing in the same spot by 2 different cars!!!! followed by Shari immediately ramping a pavement...did that not SCREAM "Maybe we shouldn't leave here til we sober up?"
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Jason Daniels lol...i got a few more, but don't want you gals thinking that you're shameless and drunken...
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Michelle Roberts Rofl carry on carry on
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Jason Daniels You are shameless ....LMAO...the constant flirting with band members while they were at work....uhm, working the RESTRICTED, VIP, BAND AREA so u could get pics, autographs and an answer if the band wants to go to TRUTH ? more ?
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Michelle Roberts More?
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Michelle Roberts Shoot me
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Jason Daniels Bawahahaha...The photo's with random people, the excessive drinking and the in appropriate attire for someone of your age ?
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Jason Daniels just reminding u that it's one year more to 30, doesn't hurt to start practicing the 30-something behaviour...LOL *RUN*
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Michelle Roberts Its two dammit I'm only 28! Cry
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Jason Daniels that's not the point MICHELLE!
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Michelle Roberts Oh not forgetting nearly getting arrested but saved by my ankles
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Shari Kriel Fokken have it!!! That was a first for TOTAL lack of self-control!!! I didn’t ramp the pavement, you imagining things... think my drink was spiked.... hahahaha!!! EISH!!! DRONKEST EVER! Sies!
Was a rocker hey! Graeme's skipping can take out any wanna-be-fidget-kid... at least he lasted longer than 30 seconds! Got it on the video... will brighten it up and upload it soon soon!
Oh I forgot I was screaming... that’s why my voice is funny today!
WINNER WEEKEND... Hope Jason Daniels isn't judging me on my bad driving and wobbling walking. Hahahha!!! FML!
Was a rocker hey! Graeme's skipping can take out any wanna-be-fidget-kid... at least he lasted longer than 30 seconds! Got it on the video... will brighten it up and upload it soon soon!
Oh I forgot I was screaming... that’s why my voice is funny today!
WINNER WEEKEND... Hope Jason Daniels isn't judging me on my bad driving and wobbling walking. Hahahha!!! FML!
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Jason Daniels bawahaha...sounds like you 2 rate that EPICNESS ! it was a distubing, out-of-control, drunken riot...ok, but EPIC..and lots of FUN! hahaha, and even the near-arrest all add's up to a niceeee MISADVENTURE ! loved it ! and u two girls were shameless ! I mean it...shameless, if i wasn't coloured, I might have been embarrassed, just told everyone, don't worry, they coloured...really fair complexion with blue hair...
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Jason Daniels @Shari : You were totally judged ! and jury is out...*shakes head* LOL...it was lots of fun! enjoyed it totally! hope your sunday was good...
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Shari Kriel OMG... I'M ACTUALLY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!!!
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Shari Kriel I thought you guys were my friends, I let go for the first time ever!!!
So what if I had tampons all over tha parking lot... I was wobbling to the tunes, provinig I still have some rhythem and SUPER-STYLING-DANCE-FLOOR-TECHNIQUES (I think the wobble added to my super styling foot stomping)
So what if I had tampons all over tha parking lot... I was wobbling to the tunes, provinig I still have some rhythem and SUPER-STYLING-DANCE-FLOOR-TECHNIQUES (I think the wobble added to my super styling foot stomping)
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Shari Kriel I even think the drunkard stumbling made me dance dance better... "PLAY IT LOUDER"
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Shari Kriel OH and my techno elbow is still fully functional!
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Shari Kriel AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD I have Graeme Watkins' doing his skipping styles on video..... and I helped the girls flatter the bassist by yelling "The bassist is so hot"
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Michelle Roberts And you can't spell rhythm
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Shari Kriel AAAAAANNNNDDDD I didnt get arrested!!!! hahaha fuck! That was super lucky... I was more concerned that they were going to stop and search the car with 'the coloured' in it... obviously 2 white girls are totally innocent
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Shari Kriel AAAAANNNNDDD I think i hit every 'cats eye' from Fourways to Truth
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Shari Kriel so :P
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Shari Kriel You love me!!!!
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Shari Kriel ROFL ans i checked the spelling on word but forgot to check it on FB!
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Michelle Roberts And ramped a pavement like you were a rally car drive at least we can enter the dakar now
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Shari Kriel lies... *hide*
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Michelle Roberts Annnnnd I had graeme and rudo before you and jason even got back so ha :p but you did rock it right lol can't wait to blog when I get home
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Shari Kriel LOL!!! Actually Kesh wins in this competition
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Shari Kriel Good times guys... maybe we should go watch Bok Van Blerk or something next weekend... think its time we open our horizons...
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Shari Kriel Jason Daniels ----> Sunday was 100's hey... thank god. 4 compral, creme soda and a lot to do so i didnt really think of my hangover...
Can I post my pics since you have alreasy cuzzy? I also wanna look like I have a life... ROFL
Can I post my pics since you have alreasy cuzzy? I also wanna look like I have a life... ROFL
3 hours ago ·
Michelle Roberts Who the funk is that
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Shari Kriel Who the funk is who? huh?
3 hours ago ·
Michelle Roberts Bok van blerk? Actually I think I've seen a photo he's hot let's go
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Jason Daniels Lol...I loved it...just keep doing what you 2 are doing..gonna be EPIC!!! Or some jail time...either way...be great for the blog...
3 hours ago ·
Shari Kriel yea I'm waiting with anticipation for today's blog!!! Have a good week Mr!
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