We all know what Spring means....
I woke up this morning opened my curtains, got back into bed and day dreamed a little...
I looked out my window onto this massive tree and these birds arrived and were chasing each other from branch to branch with this teasing dirty attitude...
I knew spring was here....
FML i thought... i wish i was a bird....
Saturday, August 27, 2011
Monday night? ouch...
Mondays... the start of a week, it should be a quiet night infront of the tv or under a duvet to calm the nerves after the start of a week. Well not this week....
Monday night was Tyrones birthday celebration, celebration doesnt really describe the night though...
We went with Ty's mom and friends to watch a Clint and Co at the Barnyard... harmless enough right?
well no...
It started at Tys house with some Johnnie Walker.... as soon as we walk into the barnyard obviously its a double vodka for me and a heinie for Ty, 2 Ponchos, 2 jagers...
find our table take a seat.... finish drink in 1 min... bar... more drinks... more shooters....
this is kinda how the evening progressed until i was drunk...
Ty and I were playing around singing as loud as possible and playing airband like only we can do...
The lady at the next table proceeds to tell me to shut up... I proceed to tell her she shouldnt have her 4 year old children at a place that sells alcohol esp on a monday night and i give her one of my looks....
we carry on laughing and singing... surely thats what you do with a live band? you cheer them on? you sing? you enjoy yourself and give the band some love?
well this bitch again turns around and screams at me when Ty sands up and is about to kill her and her husband... so i grab him and i pull him towards the bar.... Sambuca.... mmmm so nice *puke*
anyway show ends we meet everyone on the balcony have a smoke etc....
Ty's mom tells me shes in love with Clint... oh no... a new member of the bad girls club and a groupie... how could i resist....
Next thing I see Clint walk past me...
I grab Ty's mom... pull her right infront of Clint, I grab Clint and I say to him, listen im normally after the band but tonight is Cherines night, heres your greatest fan...
She gets a hug and a kiss and they chat, i get a kick up my ass and a huge hug from her because she saids shes double my age and cant act like that in public, i explain that she shouldnt be around me then... haha
Clint walks back inside and we follow... I grab my trust perm marker out my bag and tell Clint he has to sign Cherines boob! haha
After all that excitement I get in the car with Ty and we're going back to his place, music is so loud and im doing my usual pretend im in a club dance in chair move when we drive past a circus....
Ty pulls over and gets out and runs and im like ummmm hello? whats happening here? so i proceed to run after him until i get to a fence, Ty jumps right over the fence, I try my best but the fence came second best....
Ty See's 2 dudes getting into their trailor and he chases them... theyre 2 chinese dudes who speak no english but we proceed to have a full blown convo with them. my first question is do you have an elephant? no no elephant. damn no elephant riding tonight then. then the dude pipes out lion... then the other dude gets up and he looks high so we ask him what he does... accrobat... so i say look here i acrobat and proceed to walk on my tip toes in the straightest line possible... giggle...
i get back to the trailer and say Saki?
anyway they eventually got tired of us drunkeds and closed the door.... the circus was ours....
we found horses, donkeys, poneys and camels... Ty bonded with the camel....
Then we saw a sign... DO NOT CROSS.... giggle
we find the lions!!!!!!!!! we stand with the lions and tickle them and Ty lets them suck on his fingers for like an hour when we see car lights and think we're going to get arrested so we duck and roll... needless to say it was just a car driving past....
eventually after driving around like a mad person we land up at his house playing guitar, listening to music and doing some justice to the johnnie walker....
The night ended with a few passionate kisses - sigh
I crawled into my house at 4am and my alarm goes off at 5.... FML
Bad girl?
Monday night was Tyrones birthday celebration, celebration doesnt really describe the night though...
We went with Ty's mom and friends to watch a Clint and Co at the Barnyard... harmless enough right?
well no...
It started at Tys house with some Johnnie Walker.... as soon as we walk into the barnyard obviously its a double vodka for me and a heinie for Ty, 2 Ponchos, 2 jagers...
find our table take a seat.... finish drink in 1 min... bar... more drinks... more shooters....
this is kinda how the evening progressed until i was drunk...
Ty and I were playing around singing as loud as possible and playing airband like only we can do...
The lady at the next table proceeds to tell me to shut up... I proceed to tell her she shouldnt have her 4 year old children at a place that sells alcohol esp on a monday night and i give her one of my looks....
we carry on laughing and singing... surely thats what you do with a live band? you cheer them on? you sing? you enjoy yourself and give the band some love?
well this bitch again turns around and screams at me when Ty sands up and is about to kill her and her husband... so i grab him and i pull him towards the bar.... Sambuca.... mmmm so nice *puke*
anyway show ends we meet everyone on the balcony have a smoke etc....
Ty's mom tells me shes in love with Clint... oh no... a new member of the bad girls club and a groupie... how could i resist....
Next thing I see Clint walk past me...
I grab Ty's mom... pull her right infront of Clint, I grab Clint and I say to him, listen im normally after the band but tonight is Cherines night, heres your greatest fan...
She gets a hug and a kiss and they chat, i get a kick up my ass and a huge hug from her because she saids shes double my age and cant act like that in public, i explain that she shouldnt be around me then... haha
Clint walks back inside and we follow... I grab my trust perm marker out my bag and tell Clint he has to sign Cherines boob! haha
After all that excitement I get in the car with Ty and we're going back to his place, music is so loud and im doing my usual pretend im in a club dance in chair move when we drive past a circus....
Ty pulls over and gets out and runs and im like ummmm hello? whats happening here? so i proceed to run after him until i get to a fence, Ty jumps right over the fence, I try my best but the fence came second best....
Ty See's 2 dudes getting into their trailor and he chases them... theyre 2 chinese dudes who speak no english but we proceed to have a full blown convo with them. my first question is do you have an elephant? no no elephant. damn no elephant riding tonight then. then the dude pipes out lion... then the other dude gets up and he looks high so we ask him what he does... accrobat... so i say look here i acrobat and proceed to walk on my tip toes in the straightest line possible... giggle...
i get back to the trailer and say Saki?
anyway they eventually got tired of us drunkeds and closed the door.... the circus was ours....
we found horses, donkeys, poneys and camels... Ty bonded with the camel....
Then we saw a sign... DO NOT CROSS.... giggle
we find the lions!!!!!!!!! we stand with the lions and tickle them and Ty lets them suck on his fingers for like an hour when we see car lights and think we're going to get arrested so we duck and roll... needless to say it was just a car driving past....
eventually after driving around like a mad person we land up at his house playing guitar, listening to music and doing some justice to the johnnie walker....
The night ended with a few passionate kisses - sigh
I crawled into my house at 4am and my alarm goes off at 5.... FML
Bad girl?
Monday, August 15, 2011
Shameless
Where do I begin.....
So Saturday = Graeme Watkins Project at Tanz Cafe - A Game on....
Saturday morning, wake up, go visit dad...
Dad thinks I’m an alcoholic already so when ever I go there I get fed copious amounts of alcohol….
He makes everyone this passionfruit smoothies…. I didn’t get one…. Next minute I walk into the kitchen the blender is going, passionfruit pulp, passionfruit juice, ice…. Tequila, vodka and peach shanpps…. Blend…. There Shell theres yours…. Thanks dad I’ll take the whole blender…. This was all before 12 mid day.
I get home waiting for Shari to fetch me… I have a few of those crème soda Bacardi things… mmmmm
Shari arrives at 7pm, get into car, open another crème soda Bacardi…
Arrive at Tanz meet Kesh and Jase…
Arrive at bar, vodka lime and soda and some chocolate vodka….
So the mission for the evening was pretty set in stone…. Find man… preferably man who plays musical instrument in band.
I wanted to take my drumsticks and use the pick up line... sign my drumsticks baby, but i thought i might get arrested for assult with a deadly weapon...
So Saturday = Graeme Watkins Project at Tanz Cafe - A Game on....
Saturday morning, wake up, go visit dad...
Dad thinks I’m an alcoholic already so when ever I go there I get fed copious amounts of alcohol….
He makes everyone this passionfruit smoothies…. I didn’t get one…. Next minute I walk into the kitchen the blender is going, passionfruit pulp, passionfruit juice, ice…. Tequila, vodka and peach shanpps…. Blend…. There Shell theres yours…. Thanks dad I’ll take the whole blender…. This was all before 12 mid day.
I get home waiting for Shari to fetch me… I have a few of those crème soda Bacardi things… mmmmm
Shari arrives at 7pm, get into car, open another crème soda Bacardi…
Arrive at Tanz meet Kesh and Jase…
Arrive at bar, vodka lime and soda and some chocolate vodka….
So the mission for the evening was pretty set in stone…. Find man… preferably man who plays musical instrument in band.
I wanted to take my drumsticks and use the pick up line... sign my drumsticks baby, but i thought i might get arrested for assult with a deadly weapon...
Time goes on jamming to Lonehill Estate, Shari summons me to the bar…
Orders 5 or 6 shooters and more vodka lime and soda.
Waiting for order.
“Shari! Graeme Watkins is next to us, get your camera, take a photo of him and me please” “No its not him” “I know its him I’m obsessed” “no” “yes” “no” “yes”
Graeme walks away… sigh….
Back to jamming to Lonehill Estate, fall over a few times, scream woohooo a few times….
Lonehill Estate starts getting off stage… we grab them, make them take photos of us, Nathan politely says, next time come say hi before I’m on stage I’m all hot and sweaty… I proceed to tell the guy I like it hot and sweaty! WTF?!?!?!
Jase and Shari decide to go smoke…..
Kesh and I standing basically on top of the stage when the bass player from Graeme Watkins – Rudo walks on stage. IM IN LOVE!
So he’s setting up, I’m giggling in that high pitch tone that only I know how to do… he looks over and I give this pathetic little wave and with a squeaky voice I say hi…
Next Graeme walks over and I grab him, tell him he inspires me and one of his songs changed my life. He gives me a hug and signs my cd and takes some pics… swoon… but in the back of my head I’m thinking about that hot bassist in skinny jeans and hot sneakers….. hmmmmmm
Anyway we rock off and I mean rock off for like 2 hours to their set and by the time they finish we’re sweating like pigs and Shari screams to Rudo come here now!
Poor dude runs to the band area so guess what we follow….
So we harass these poor dudes, comments – youre so hot…
Photos, photos, more photos.
They start playing music and Graeme freaking does a skippy dance for us that had us in stitches…
They’ve all autographed my cd by now and then I had drawn tick boxes and give the option of going home with me or coming with me to truth, so I give this to Rudo who was so shy by then he just giggled and signed it.
By this time we’re drunk and disorderly… make our way downstairs, my toes are damaged, I take my shoes off and stand in the middle of the shopping centre, drunk, no shoes on, still drooling.
Shari cant find her handbag, empties her whole handbag onto the floor tampons and all go flying, the keys were in her pocket, we then fly over a pavement it looked like a scene from herbie remember the talking beetle car?
Crack open another bottle of alcohol and start our mission to truth.
Tunes are busting, hands in the air till we come around the corner and get pulled over by cops… my life flashes before my eyes.. shari passes me her bottle
I try hide the bottles between my ankles and the thing that moves your chair forward and the other one with my toe….. the five minutes feels like hours – now im completely sober.
Thank god they check Shari’s licence and let us go.
We carry on drinking, busting the tunes, hands in air.
We arrive at truth, randoms start taking photos of us.
We bust it on the dancefloor
Shari looses her name
I have some dude holding my chest on the dancefloor?
Needless to say it was crazy!
Here is the story told by those who were there
And heres to the next misadventure of me and my love affair with Rudo…
Sharis Wall
Stairway to heaven..nah, why walk all those stairs...rather taking the HIGHWAY TO HELL ! Thanks to all my friends that made it a CrAzY week'nd! Still thinking of you's and looking forward to the next highway to hell thru roadblocks and alcohol between our feet...
Highway to hell music video with Bon Scott just 10days before he died on February 19th 1980. one of my most favorite songs of all time. This music video was ...
Michelle Roberts Lol shhhhh that's our secret! Close call saw my life flash before my eyes xxx
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Jason Daniels lol, your secret...i was in the following vechicle with all fully dressed, under-the-limit individuals that understood we were in a vechicle and not a night club...
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Jason Daniels Next time that happens, try to have Charlie Sheen's life flash before your eyes...more fun...k, who am i kidding...it might be flashier..but your's is as exciting :)
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Michelle Roberts Lol yes you guys were sooooo innocent.
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Jason Daniels Other than following 2 shameless and drunken women around JHB...yeah:)
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Jason Daniels LOL, i'm not complaining...wish every week'nd was spent following 2 drunk and shameless women around JHB having mad fun!
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Jason Daniels *caramel vodka* cheers!
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Michelle Roberts Puke no more caramel vodka well no more mixed with tequila patron jager and something else
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Jason Daniels bawahhaha....misadventures ? thought u said the only rule is that there is no rules?
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Michelle Roberts True dat, here's to next weekend
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Jason Daniels U had 4 ppl, 1 bareboot, surrounding an empty bag with tampon's laying around in the middle of a parking lot after a jammed packed rock show...doesn't that just scream "NO RULES" ?
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Jason Daniels sweeeeeeeeeeeeet.... :) IN LIKE SIN :)
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Jason Daniels and u almost got knocked twice, standing in the same spot by 2 different cars!!!! followed by Shari immediately ramping a pavement...did that not SCREAM "Maybe we shouldn't leave here til we sober up?"
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Jason Daniels lol...i got a few more, but don't want you gals thinking that you're shameless and drunken...
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Michelle Roberts Rofl carry on carry on
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Jason Daniels You are shameless ....LMAO...the constant flirting with band members while they were at work....uhm, working the RESTRICTED, VIP, BAND AREA so u could get pics, autographs and an answer if the band wants to go to TRUTH ? more ?
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Michelle Roberts More?
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Michelle Roberts Shoot me
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Jason Daniels Bawahahaha...The photo's with random people, the excessive drinking and the in appropriate attire for someone of your age ?
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Jason Daniels just reminding u that it's one year more to 30, doesn't hurt to start practicing the 30-something behaviour...LOL *RUN*
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Michelle Roberts Its two dammit I'm only 28! Cry
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Jason Daniels that's not the point MICHELLE!
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Michelle Roberts Oh not forgetting nearly getting arrested but saved by my ankles
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Shari Kriel Fokken have it!!! That was a first for TOTAL lack of self-control!!! I didn’t ramp the pavement, you imagining things... think my drink was spiked.... hahahaha!!! EISH!!! DRONKEST EVER! Sies!
Was a rocker hey! Graeme's skipping can take out any wanna-be-fidget-kid... at least he lasted longer than 30 seconds! Got it on the video... will brighten it up and upload it soon soon!
Oh I forgot I was screaming... that’s why my voice is funny today!
WINNER WEEKEND... Hope Jason Daniels isn't judging me on my bad driving and wobbling walking. Hahahha!!! FML!
Was a rocker hey! Graeme's skipping can take out any wanna-be-fidget-kid... at least he lasted longer than 30 seconds! Got it on the video... will brighten it up and upload it soon soon!
Oh I forgot I was screaming... that’s why my voice is funny today!
WINNER WEEKEND... Hope Jason Daniels isn't judging me on my bad driving and wobbling walking. Hahahha!!! FML!
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Jason Daniels bawahaha...sounds like you 2 rate that EPICNESS ! it was a distubing, out-of-control, drunken riot...ok, but EPIC..and lots of FUN! hahaha, and even the near-arrest all add's up to a niceeee MISADVENTURE ! loved it ! and u two girls were shameless ! I mean it...shameless, if i wasn't coloured, I might have been embarrassed, just told everyone, don't worry, they coloured...really fair complexion with blue hair...
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Jason Daniels @Shari : You were totally judged ! and jury is out...*shakes head* LOL...it was lots of fun! enjoyed it totally! hope your sunday was good...
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Shari Kriel OMG... I'M ACTUALLY AT A LOSS FOR WORDS!!!
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Shari Kriel I thought you guys were my friends, I let go for the first time ever!!!
So what if I had tampons all over tha parking lot... I was wobbling to the tunes, provinig I still have some rhythem and SUPER-STYLING-DANCE-FLOOR-TECHNIQUES (I think the wobble added to my super styling foot stomping)
So what if I had tampons all over tha parking lot... I was wobbling to the tunes, provinig I still have some rhythem and SUPER-STYLING-DANCE-FLOOR-TECHNIQUES (I think the wobble added to my super styling foot stomping)
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Shari Kriel I even think the drunkard stumbling made me dance dance better... "PLAY IT LOUDER"
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Shari Kriel OH and my techno elbow is still fully functional!
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Shari Kriel AAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDDDDDD I have Graeme Watkins' doing his skipping styles on video..... and I helped the girls flatter the bassist by yelling "The bassist is so hot"
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Michelle Roberts And you can't spell rhythm
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Shari Kriel AAAAAANNNNDDDD I didnt get arrested!!!! hahaha fuck! That was super lucky... I was more concerned that they were going to stop and search the car with 'the coloured' in it... obviously 2 white girls are totally innocent
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Shari Kriel AAAAANNNNDDD I think i hit every 'cats eye' from Fourways to Truth
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Shari Kriel so :P
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Shari Kriel You love me!!!!
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Shari Kriel ROFL ans i checked the spelling on word but forgot to check it on FB!
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Michelle Roberts And ramped a pavement like you were a rally car drive at least we can enter the dakar now
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Shari Kriel lies... *hide*
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Michelle Roberts Annnnnd I had graeme and rudo before you and jason even got back so ha :p but you did rock it right lol can't wait to blog when I get home
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Shari Kriel LOL!!! Actually Kesh wins in this competition
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Shari Kriel Good times guys... maybe we should go watch Bok Van Blerk or something next weekend... think its time we open our horizons...
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Shari Kriel Jason Daniels ----> Sunday was 100's hey... thank god. 4 compral, creme soda and a lot to do so i didnt really think of my hangover...
Can I post my pics since you have alreasy cuzzy? I also wanna look like I have a life... ROFL
Can I post my pics since you have alreasy cuzzy? I also wanna look like I have a life... ROFL
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Michelle Roberts Who the funk is that
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Shari Kriel Who the funk is who? huh?
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Michelle Roberts Bok van blerk? Actually I think I've seen a photo he's hot let's go
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Jason Daniels Lol...I loved it...just keep doing what you 2 are doing..gonna be EPIC!!! Or some jail time...either way...be great for the blog...
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Shari Kriel yea I'm waiting with anticipation for today's blog!!! Have a good week Mr!
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