So in my attempt to start my misadventures I did the unthinkable I registered on a dating site… don’t worry I didn’t pay… I cant reply to any messages but I just loaded a profile and a picture or two….
I wanted to see what sort of calibre of men out there and what type of men I would attract as the real me…
Supposedly it’s a mathematical equation you answer questions about the real you and it matches you to like minded individuals….
If only it was that easy.
Imagine walking down the road and asking someone a couple of questions and knowing you had found mr right but the percentage he scored….
So this is what you get…. Well what I got….
Savant
ORAL? FEET? In the same sentence…. Im done…. Im really done…..
My profile stats that obviously the dude needs to be single? Is that wrong?
I don’t mind if he has kids, my theory there is I don’t want kids, so if he has kids he doesn’t need them from me?
But surely single? On a dating site is a non negotiable? Unless youre looking into swinger parties or threesomes but I thought this was a dating site….
Foursquare
2011-08-10 18:51:03
Let it be known that mr foursquare is married? I wonder if his wife is also looking at male profiles.
Phoenix 31
2011-08-11 18:03:55
Jink
2011-08-11 07:13:58
Really now? That’s the best you can do? Did you not see the previous dude? I mean he saves the world with a spoon and a wheelbarrow? I mean how do we beat that?
Devillers thinks this is gonna land him his ideal mate for life, bless him for his honesty I guess
NO PERSONS UNDER AGE(sensitive!!)
First the bad news...Presently I don't have a car due to no fault of my own.I take anti - depressantsand tranquilizers(a sub therapeutic dose) . I am not a suicidal case past or potential.I have PTSDbecause twice I've nearly died, once drug related and the other a car smash.And you can throw in National Service which was a nightmare.I also have schizophrenia, a condition controlled with medicine. Basically some nerve endings in my brain were damaged by the dagga I took(2 puffs can you believe it?) when I nearly died which has caused a chemical imbalance, not enough dopamine is produced, but I'm fine with the tranquilizers which double up to right this imbalance in my case.I'm not psycho(haven't killed anyone or planning on it!!)I don't plan on spending the rest of my life in an institution.'Normal ' people also do this!!!I'm also quite passive. Lastly I have gout- I'm on diet!!!
First the bad news...Presently I don't have a car due to no fault of my own.I take anti - depressantsand tranquilizers(a sub therapeutic dose) . I am not a suicidal case past or potential.I have PTSDbecause twice I've nearly died, once drug related and the other a car smash.And you can throw in National Service which was a nightmare.I also have schizophrenia, a condition controlled with medicine. Basically some nerve endings in my brain were damaged by the dagga I took(2 puffs can you believe it?) when I nearly died which has caused a chemical imbalance, not enough dopamine is produced, but I'm fine with the tranquilizers which double up to right this imbalance in my case.I'm not psycho(haven't killed anyone or planning on it!!)I don't plan on spending the rest of my life in an institution.'Normal ' people also do this!!!I'm also quite passive. Lastly I have gout- I'm on diet!!!
BurningLash thinks this is hot…
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BDSM is about extreme intimacy, shared trust, shared fantasies, playing together and love. It can be sexual does not have to be. It is about exploring the limits of your mind, living your inner most dark fantasies of power and surrender. It can be about turning [removed] or about experiencing rampant passion.
If you have ever thought of the kinkier side of life I am looking for you. Drop me an email and lets talk.
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My first bit of excitement arrived when I got a message from Charles…
Good looking dude, my age, pretty normal fun loving guy…
I look at his pictures, wait a minute, I placed this guy at his current job 2 years ago, that’s right he’s a CA. I think back to our interview, isnt that what a first date is? An interview….
I did think he was hot, a little arrogant, a little bad boy… but then he slouched in the chair and that annoyed me and then I noticed his top 2 or 3 buttons werent done… a little furry thing was sticking out and guess what? A thick gold chain…. OVER….
So I guess its back to the drawing board for me, no luck yet on the misadventures of a wannabe badgirl
ROFL!!! I just gagged a little!
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