More about saturday...

so i dont think i explained saturday really well, maybe due to my state of mind, but guess whos back....

so saturday we go meet Kay - this rad assed tattoo dude with tattoos all over his neck and his face and i must admit sexy and agro in his own way... way cant wait to be screaming in pain next weekend on his bed...

anyways back to saturday...

so we decide to go for a drink and "a drink" is never a drink with us and we should know this... please see below and this was just one serving....

let it be known we were in the heart of kempton, next thing we see a convoy of bmw's driving through the parking lot pretending they were on the next slim set of the fast and furious.
dropping the clutch like it was hot and doing handbreak turns and drifting through the parking lot - sooooo hot right now.... sigh
next expecting some hotties to get out the car - yeah right -  a bunch of Napoleon dynamites that looked they were someones bitch in prison jump out and flip their collared shirts.... oh baby!
i hope you can sense of immense sarcasm while im writing this....
anyway this just gets me going so i start talking as loud as possible about how hot dudes that spin cars are and oh baby baby... this of course gets some attention... stares... so i do my nod - how you doing - said like joey from friends...

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we carry on talking and singing and carrying on like only we can do which by the way ive been told intimidates everyone - guess what... get over it, its not always about you...

so to my right are two dudes that i keep looking at because we keep over hearing their conversation - csi mode on and i start taking photos of the scenery trying to zoom in on these dudes.
i can tell he's completely high, his jaw is tight and he's biting his lips and just doesnt shut up.
next thing he shouts - I HATE BUZZ LIGHTYEAR!!!!!
so we shout TO INFINITY AND BEYOND and air punch...

FAIL VOGUES ON FLOOR!

next round of drinks, im already pretty over my limit seen as though i hadnt drank for over a month... yes thats an achievement
2 milktarts waiting - vodka, condensed milk and cream
half of it goes down......
IT WAS LIKE THAT VROT MILK our south african's like to drink
it was thick and sour and guess what it didnt go down
I PUKED!!!!!! infront of everyone....
i run into the parking lot and have puke now running down my chin and onto my clothes.... so hot right now....
i stand there for a while and compose myself... waiting for my sidekick who doesnt arrive - thanks
so after composing myself i return to the table to finish my drink, not the second milktart.... never ever again....

next the fucked dude says hey who are you with
so i say my cuz
so he says come over and have a drink with us....
never in my life would i ever ever ever do something like that but i thought hey what the fuck lets go....
so we went over and had some shooters with this dude
his friend leaves the table and wishes us luck

we talk for a while and laugh hes from south east london so has this heavy accent which we all know i love...
he asks us what our 3 fav things are in life...
we kinda have to think a little but he just shouts out
shnarfing, fucking and drinking

jesus where are we....

FAIL



Next cuz notices the dude is also wearing secret socks which was just too good to be true so of course i took full responsibility

Next this crazy fuck decides it would be a good idea to do a backflip on the jumping castle which just by the way is on the other side of the centre and is out side a family restaurant - he tells a child to get off so he can do this, obviously i followed him to take photos so everyone is staring at us like we're crazy but we're in kempton so do what they do right? wouldve been better if i had no shoes on and was wearing my pjs

FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so this dude keeps telling us to go home with him... yeah sure so i say add me on bbm and we'll chat and meet you for a drink.... so i add him, his name is Hightower? i mean really?

eventually its getting a little boring and he keeps calling us bitches and the c word cause hes english and its hot?

next he gets my cuz and says shes the most beautiful chick hes ever seen... and her greatest asset apart from her great tits said in such a british accent .... HER TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i was done... it was time for me to go home and shower and puke myself to sleep

needless to say Mr Hightower deleted me the next day... embarrassed MUCH?

Till the next adventure bitches!!!!